Peach Russian (The Influencer)
- 2 oz Impeach Vodka
- 1 oz peach juice
- 1 oz heavy cream
Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice and shake well. Pour entire contents into rocks glass. Garnish with sliced peach. Turn on Fox News. Enjoy.
Mor on Lago
- 1.5 oz Impeach Vodka
- 2 oz lemonade
- 1 oz iced tea
- 0.5 oz simple syrup (or a teaspoon of sugar)
Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice and shake well. Pour entire contents into rocks glass. Garnish with mint leaves. Tell oneself how great you are. Enjoy.
Bankrupt Ass
- Borrow all ingredients
- 1.5 oz Impeach Vodka
- 4 oz ginger beer
- Dash of lime juice
Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice and shake well. Pour entire contents into an extravagant, over-the-top and unnecessary copper mug. Garnish with lime wedge. Raise pinky. Enjoy. Do not repay those you borrowed from.